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today i am being lazy ---- which really is uncalled for because i didn't blog yesterday.

so instead of regaling you with tales about my extraordinarily exciting life... i will share with you some random things I have come upon recently.


JoKeS

1. you know you're getting old when getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.

2. you know you're getting old when your wife gives up sex for lent, and you don't realize until the Fourth of July.



ViDeOs

3. this post. SO glad this didn't happen to me at my wedding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DmtmmFEVo



4. this post too. an oldy but a goody. Found this one in 1st year of University. I still remember shannon crying at the pure guilty pleasure of watching this child!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-hDSg3Epv4



5. also this may not seem funny... but ironic. while i loved video #3 - it pleased me to no end to find out that it was all a hoax. i was literally feeling soooo bad for that bride it was almost depressing.



ClEvEr ArE yOu?? (translation: clever are you?)


(yes these are from the Ontario farmer). By the way - Dave and I got all of them.


1. There are only 3 words in the English language that begin with dw. Name 2

2. There is only one fruit or vegetable that is only sold fresh. Never canned, processed, or cooked. What is it?

3. Name 6 things that can be put on your feet that begin with 'S'

4. There are 14 punctuations - name half.


anwers:

1. dwindle, dwarf, dwell
2. lettuce
3. socks, shoes, sandals, stocking, slippers, skis, snowshoes, skates, stilts
4. comma, colon, semi-colon, period, exclamation mark, question mark, brackets, parentheses, ellipse, brackets, hypen, quotation mark, braces, dash, apostrophe,

that's all.

hope you enjoyed random thursday!!