prenatal 101

i am currently feeling very mathematical - and to be honest - i am not sure the best way to describe what was our first prenatal class

so here it is is numbers


1 very-descriptive-scared-the-crap-out-of-me video

2 sarcastic laughs (1 for the fact that the lead is expecting dave to do homework, and the second for the idea that we should pack a bag for our hubby with some snacks. i am pushing out a baby. deal with the hospital food or pack your own bag!)

3 the number of months that we have left before we meet our baby

4 men

5+ oh my goodness THAT happens looks from me

6+ oh my goodness THAT happens I am going to be sick looks from dave

8 couples total

12: the number of hours of labour for a first time mom

18 -36: the real number of hours of labour for a first time mom

50: the number of times dave and i laughed/smirked/giggled at the term "gatekeepers of her courage". yep that's what he is

100: the number of times i realized that all of this is worth it for a beautiful little baby


100000000000000+: the number of times i am super appreciative of the fact that my husband came along. that he is going to be supporting me the whole way. that he is going to be such a good (and good-looking) dad. oh, and that he is going to quietly take any drama/abuse/this-is-all-your-fault that i throw at him!